||If you look real hard you can see me just
fine. I'm the one in the front row with my
head turned away from the camera. I'm focused
on my presentation so I can't be bothered
with cameras. The tension is palpable as
we prepare for our choral presentation of
Jingle Bells. Voices have been exhaustively
trained and honed to perfection. We're ready!
|Well, OK, so the photographer stinks but
if you squint your eyes real tight you can
see me. We are now performing Three-Little-Monkeys
and it's been a brutally exhausting experience.
When will it end?
||Finally, time to hang with the chicks and
chow some Christmas cookies. You can see
me surrounded by my adoring female fans.
A performance like this has a way of building
a guy's appetite.
|Well, just one more ought to do it!
||Here, look, it's green, not red! In case
you are wondering what I'm eating, allow
me to show you.